✧･ﾟ:* OFFICIAL BOYFRIEND SHRINE *:･ﾟ✧

• Wizard 101, Club Penguin, and Toontown might as well be his sense of morality.

• Anywhere from rock, to strange Roblox Radio audios that make you look at him with a cocked brow.

• Boobs, (yeah I said it), Bitch.

• Most niche mandela-catalogue-esque videos you'll ever find.

• Can convince any fat person into getting on a treadmill.

• Names all of my kittens silly things.

• Works his ass off 24/7.

• Somehow manages to pull off any look, including the flu.

• A youtube commentary channel when that was a thing.

• An island on mobile Animal Crossing that he then abandoned.

• Me happy (gross, I know, but you aren't supposed to be here, unless you're him, and in that case. Hello babe!)

• At least four Minecraft bases that we ended up immediately abandoning for a, 'cooler looking spot', twenty minutes later.

• Has the music taste of an edgy 14-year-old but in the cute way

• Can remember everything he's ever laughed at, cannot remember to make an appointment.

• Smart, but will refute it until the sun explodes.

• Could probably throw a grown man, scared of spiders.

• His stupid face

• The way he's comically buff but the biggest softie I've ever encountered.

• His encyclopedic knowledge of FNAF lore

• That he puts up with my nonsense

• His hands (you know why) So what, Bitch?